This hunk is mine! #fmsphotoaday
If you play with my hair until I fall asleep I will probably fall in love with you.
six months tomorrow. cranky today.
Jesus the Republican
This is what I never, ever get about the Christian conservatives. As I remember it, Jesus sort of invented…uh…socialism. He repeatedly makes people share their wealth and crap and lays it out repeatedly that if you don’t share your wealth, he has no fucking time for your soul.
You can be fiscally conservative. Cool. You can be a Bible thumping Christian. Cool. I don’t care. You have your own mind to make up for yourself. But being both is logically impossible. Right? Right? Am I the only one who did the assigned reading?? Did I miss the assigned reading?? Am I reading a different translation of the Bible? Bueller? Bueller?
#he also hung out with sexually promiscuous women and healed people for free
I never tire of this one.